Sunday, August 27, 2017

Monday, August 21, 2017


As the eclipse moves from west to east, there's a Heroes joke somewhere to be found. . .

Tuesday, August 15, 2017


Wow. That was an exceptional dumpster fire of a presidential press conference.

Monday, August 14, 2017


For those of you who might be curious. The City of Denton does, in fact, send out code compliance 'notices' (this was not a ticket) when somebody complains about you not pulling your trash cans off the street for a couple or three days past collection.

They were kind enough to also send me a photo of the issue to put on the bulletin board

But what made me laugh out loud was this -- "An inspection will be performed at this location no sooner than 08/22/2017. If you should need more time to perform the required work, please call me at [OFFICER PHONE NUMBER MASKED]." Do people really do that?

Also says "the City may correct the condition and bill for the work." Again -- does that really happen???

I get that I was wrong, and I get this is a form letter. But all this notice did was made me laugh out loud and picture the Code Enforcement Officer questioning their life choices because had to respond to yet another trash can complaint.

Good times

Sunday, August 13, 2017


Those who do not want to be held accountable for what they do and say, should perhaps find different things to say and do. . .

Saturday, August 12, 2017


Dismayed, horrified, embarrassed, ashamed, saddened, fearful, (and about 123 other emotions) again at yet another cowardly example of anger and hate by a few, wrongly speaking so loudly for the many.

No excuse ever said or imagined justifies this crap.

Friday, August 11, 2017


Now Heptaconta Certified with Certified Information Privacy Professional / Canada (CIPP/C) Goodness. . .

Wednesday, August 9, 2017


Yes, Facts DO matter. And if you're just pushing half truths and innuendo because it aligns with your political beliefs -- you're part of the problem.

Be a patriot. Research and fact check on your own. Be part of the solution.

Sunday, August 6, 2017


The number of people who are so apt to conflate what is clearly an opinion with legitimately sourced fact -- simply confounds me. . .

Thursday, August 3, 2017


The Macarena hit #1 today 20 years ago. If you were around then and don't feel just a little bit older after reading it now, you should probably be checked for delusion.


Monitoring is vastly different than just logging.

And if you're doing only the latter despite claiming the former -- you've neither got security, nor a remotely defensible position when the auditors and lawyers come-a calling. . .

Tuesday, August 1, 2017


There's no crying in baseball or information security. . .