FAQs from those Damned Forwarded Emails

1. How would you describe your sense of humor?
   
   Sarcastic (Duh)
   
   
2. Do you drink?
   
   Sometimes, but only with friends. Ive got a bottle of peppermint schnapps in my freezer i havent touched in over a year
   
   
3. What personal goal is most important to you?
   
   Happiness
   
   
4. How would you describe your political inclination?
   
   I dont subscribe to a blanket political stance on paper, but based on the current choices -- id be considered liberal
   
   
5. What personal habits of others really irritate you?
   
   Doubletalk from people who say a lot, but really have nothing to say
   
   
6. Favorite non-alchoholic beverage?
   
   Dr. Pepper
   
   
7. Favorite alcholholic beverage?
   
   Jack and coke (or dr. pepper)
   
   
8. Have you traveled?
   
   It's definitely a passion -- ive been to something like 34 of 50 states, a little of Mexico and some of Canada
   
   
9. Favorite Locale?
   
   Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado a few days after a mild winter snowstorm -- or damn near anywhere in Alaska
   
   
10. Favorite type of sandwich?
    
    Meatball or Bolonighi
    
    
11. Mayo or Mustard?
    
    Both
    
    
12. Foods you can't or won't eat?
    
    Broccoli or brussel sprouts
    
    
13. Favorite restaurant?
    
    Chipolte
    
    
14. Favorite Actor?
    
    John Cusack
    
    
15. Favorite Actress?
    
    Julia Roberts
    
    
16. What do you eat on your pizza?
    
    Pepperoni, Onions, and Bacon
    
    
17. What superpower would you possess?
    
    Fly
    
    
18. Beaches or mountains?
    
    Both, of course
    
    
19. Hot or cold weather?
    
    Cold
    
    
20. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    
    two
    
    
21. Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
    
    Chocolate
    
    
22. Siblings?
    
    None
    
    
23. Parents divorced or married?
    
    Divorced
    
    
24. Is that stuff on IMDB about you really true?
    
    Stranger things have happened
    
    
25. White or wheat bread?
    
    Wheat
    
    
26. Glasses or contacts?
    
    Neither
    
    
27. Ever had any broken bones?
    
    Nope, but just about every appendage has been x-rayed at one time or another
    
    
28. How old were you when you first fell in love?
    
    21
    
    
29. Still friends with your first love?
    
    Yes, but its a complicated thing
    
    
30. Place of Birth?
    
    Bridgeport, Connecticut
    
    
31. Got an accent?
    
    Yea, but i dont sound like im from Texas or Connecticut
    
    
32. Travel overseas?
    
    Not yet
    
    
33. Do you get jealous easily?
    
    Nope
    
    
34. Still friends with an ex?
    
    Yes
    
    
35. Medical conditions?
    
    Does crazy count?
    
    
36. Sweet or unsweet tea?
    
    Sweet
    
    
37. Weak spots on the body?
    
    Back of my legs behind my knees
    
    
38. Tattoos or piercings?
    
    None
    
    
39. Do you consider yourself religious?
    
    Not in the conventional sense. I believe in fate. . . kharma. . . True love. . . Reincarnation. . . happiness. . . and a slate of other conceptual themes pulled from a variety of religions -- all of which define me in one verse or another
    
    
40. What do you sleep in?
    
    Depends on the company
    
    
41. What is your current living situation?
    
    Live alone, with pets
    
    
42. Where would you prefer to live?
    
    In the country with a view of the mountains
    
    
43. Where have you met most of your current friends?
    
    Here and there over the years
    
    
44. What kind of music do you enjoy?
    
    All over the map -- just about anything but rap. It really depends on the mood, company, and how fast im driving with the windows rolled down
    
    
45. Favorite US City?
    
    Large: Boston, MA
    Small: Cape Hatteras, NC
    
    
46. Been in the newspaper?
    
    Volunteered at the Garland Library Summer Reading Program to dress up as Waldo from the "Where's Waldo" Books. I spent the afternoon signing books "W - I found you too!" and was in the Dallas Morning News on June 3rd, 1992. (See Here)
    
    
47. When did you start volunteering?
    
    Started volunteering at 14 at the Wylie Public Library
    
    
48. Pets as a kid?
    
    dachshund, cats, fish, and gerbils at one time or another
    
    
49. Animal Lover?
    
    Yep (Duh)
    
    
50. Got any random trivia?
    
    Flew into DFW Airport on a Braniff flight from NY about 30 minutes after the crash of Delta 191 in 1985. Flight crew didnt give us a heads up, and though landed on opposite side of the airport, could see burned out tail from window
    
    
51. Do you dance?
    
    Still looking for a teacher
    
    
52. Been married?
    
    Nope
    
    
53. Got a lucky number?
    
    23, as it has come up an inordinate number of times over the years in my life
    
    
54. Favorite Dessert?
    
    Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
    
    
55. Favorite Candy Bar?
    
    Snickers
    
    
56. Boxers or Briefs
    
    Boxers
    
    
57. Any allergies?
    
    None that i know of
    
    
58. Pets?
    
    3 Dogs -- Dakotah, Mocksee and Ace
    
    
59. Best place to go for a date?
    
    Depends on the mood. Location is only half the fun of a memorable date
    
    
60. Been Bungee Jumping?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
61. Have you ever made yourself throw up?
    
    Um, no
    
    
62. Been skinny dipping?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
63. Loved someone so much it made you cry?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
64. Played Truth or Dare?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
65. Been in a police car?
    
    No
    
    
66. Been on a plane?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
67. Came close to dying?
    
    Not that I know of
    
    
68. Been in a sauna?
    
    No
    
    
69. Been in a Hot Tub?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
70. Fallen asleep at work?
    
    Yeppers -- but I work from home, so its ok
    
    
71. Fallen asleep at school?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
72. Broken Someone's heart?
    
    Yeppers
    
    
73. Cried when someone died?
    
    No
    
    
74. Fallen out of your chair?
    
    Yep
    
    
75. Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?
    
    Yes, but that was another lifetime
    
    
76. Saved an AOL/MSN/Yahoo conversation?
    
    Yes
    
    
77. Saved emails? Categorized them into folders? Have multiple folders?
    
    Yes
    
    
78. Mugged down with a friend?
    
    Yes
    
    
79. Been cheated on?
    
    Yes
    
    
80. Believe in love at first sight?
    
    Yes
    
    
81. Good driver?
    
    State of Texas seems to think so
    
    
    
82. Good singer?
    
    Um, no
    
    
83. How long have you been in Texas?
    
    Since i was 3
    
    
84. Last person in your bed?
    
    Me
    
    
85. Last person to saw you cry?
    
    Jen
    
    
86. Last person to make you cry?
    
    Jen
    
    
87. Last person to go to the movies with you?
    
    I don’t know
    
    
88. Been in a fight with your pet?
    
    Um, no
    
    
89. Been to New York?
    
    Yes
    
    
90. Been to Mexico?
    
    Yes
    
    
91. Been to Canada?
    
    Yes
    
    
92. Been to Africa?
    
    Not Yet
    
    
93. What was the last thing you read?
    
    Emails and the Dallas Morning News
    
    
94. Best feeling in the world?
    
    Intimacy
    
    
95. What's under your bed?
    
    Dust and sometimes my dogs
    
    
96. Favorite sport to watch?
    
    Baseball
    
    
97. Favorite location?
    
    Anything with a great view
    
    
98. Ever had a crush on someone you didn’t have a chance with?
    
    Yes
    
    
99. Ever been in a mosh-pit?
    
    No
    
    
100. Ever been beaten up?
     
     Yes
     
     
101. First physical thing you notice about the opposite sex?
     
     Legs/butt
     
     
102. First personality thing you notice about the opposite sex?
     
     Witt and bantor
     
     
103. What time do you wake up in the morning?
     
     6am, and then hit the snooze button every 9 minutes until i get my lazy butt up
     
     
104. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
     
     Michelangelo
     
     
105. Gold or silver?
     
     Silver
     
     
106. What do you ahve for breakfast?
     
     Cheerios
     
     
107. What would you hate to be left in a room with?
     
     Roaches
     
     
108. What inspires you?
     
     Anytime i hear abou the 'little guy' hitting rock bottom, and then climbing all the way to the top
     
     
109. Summer or Winter?
     
     Winter -- with a fire place
     
     
110. Favorite ice cream?
     
     Mint Chocolate Chip, rocky road, or chocolate chip cookie dough
     
     
111. Buttered, Plain or Salted Popcorn?
     
     Butter and salt -- and probably some more butter
     
     
112. Favorite Color?
     
     Maroon/Red
     
     
113. What characteristics do you despise?
     
     People who stuck on themselves -- who are catty -- or otherwise have no sense of humor
     
     
114. How many keys on your keyring?
     
     7, one broken (long story)
     
     
115. Can you juggle?
     
     Yes i can, but in such a way that all the balls get dropped on the ground and don't really get juggled
     
     
116. Favorite day of the week?
     
     Any day where i get to sleep in
     
     
117. Do you carry a donor card?
     
     Yes