Tuesday, November 28, 2017


For the record, impersonating security certifications is very very bad.

But if you're going to do it, please do not forget to change the number on the certificate you've stolen when you're going out of your way to change the name. That will save me some hassle when you get caught using mine.

Thank you.

Thursday, November 23, 2017


"Where’s the mashed potatoes? Where’s the cranberry sauce? Where’s the pumpkin pie?"


"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”


"If I cook stuffing inside the turkey, is there a chance I could kill my guests?"


Thankful for so many things. . .