Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Repost, Repost, Repost!!!

Urgent! All my contacts! Highest importance!

People you do not know are trying to take advantage of your innocent gullibility! Many many messages are being posted about new facebook functionality, viruses, charities, political stances, health/safety concerns, missing people, celebrity deaths and much much more. Its scary "oh crap I better run and save the kiddos and hide underneath the staircase" kind of stuff.

Also oh so NOT true!

The people who are sending this stuff out DO NOT care about YOU. They want you to blindly forward the fake warning to all your friends without spending the 5secs+/- verifying the claim in the Google. They sit back and laugh at their work. You look like a fool. And you don't want to look like a fool, DO YOU? Of course not.

So if you get one of these scary posts -- check it. And check it again. PAY ATTENTION! If it's not true, just delete it and you'll be safe from the mocking. Eezy pezzy stuff. Dont let them win!

Many thanx for your help. Paste this on your wall so all your friends won't be made fools of either. That is, unless you want to be able to mock your friends too. . .


My Official Response:
Urgent! All my contacts! Highest importance!
Um, what?

People you do not know are trying to take advantage of your innocent gullibility!
I really do not believe you. . .

Many many messages are being posted about new facebook functionality, viruses, charities, political stances, health/safety concerns, missing people, celebrity deaths and much much more.
Oh, wait, then it must be true. Cause it's on the internet, right?

Its scary "oh crap I better run and save the kiddos and hide underneath the staircase" kind of stuff.
Aaahhh, save me Batman!!!

Also oh so NOT true!
Sigh, whew. . .

The people who are sending this stuff out DO NOT care about YOU.
But, but but, they said they did. They spoke of saving puppies and protecting my privacy and all kinds of spiffy stuff I care about. . .

They want you to blindly forward the fake warning to all your friends without spending the 5secs+/- verifying the claim in the Google.
Those bastards!!!

They sit back and laugh at their work.
I really hate it when they do that. . .

You look like a fool. And you don't want to look like a fool, DO YOU? Of course not.
Who does? I sure don't! Where do I sign up? Oh wait, what are we talking about?

So if you get one of these scary posts -- check it.
Check!

And check it again.
Ok, bored now. I wonder what's on youtube?

Pay attention!
No need to shout there. . .

If it's not true, just delete it and you'll be safe from the mocking. Eezy pezzy stuff.
No problem!

Dont let them win!
I HATE it when somebody ELSE wins. . .

Many thanx for your help.
No problem. It's what I do. . .

Paste this on your wall so all your friends won't be made fools of either. That is, unless you want to be able to mock your friends too. . .
I plead the fifth. . .